“Lost and found: GOD”

this poem is dedicated to all those incarnations of GOD who make this world a lovely place to live in......"MAA"

Oh god! Where are you?

Mom says you are everywhere,

then why can't i see you,

however hard i stare?

Then why do they even care,

About going temples & singing prayer?

Why can’t they decorate my computer like your house?

Why can’t they sing it while watching tom cat & jerry mouse?

Why in temples we pay the priests,

And discard the beggars like some weeds,

Are they not where you reside,

Or is it upon us to decide??

Is it something special in the morning?

That i have to pray in school assembly which is boring.

Is it necessary that we stand in a queue?

As if we are paying something which is due.

I go to the doctor uncle when i’m hurt,

But why at first your name does my mom blurt?

Do you have many bodyguards in your vicinity?

That mom asks you every time for my security.

What did you give my mom in her life?

That she thanks you so much all the time.

Why is that i can’t wear my underwear like superman?

Why did you give him all the powers,

and made me a normal human?

Why do you have so many names?

Are you another Ricky Bahl playing dirty games?

Mom says you control the world,

Then why is the govt. increasing the petrol price?

Why are the black things on a rise?

And why did you let my snowy die??:’(

Oh god! Where are you?

If you are everywhere,

Then why can’t i see you?

Are you a John Cena fan,

Who says “You can’t see me”?

Or are you the ghost in my infancy,

Which never came to kidnap me?

If you are there then prove it to me,

I’ll close my eyes and count one, two, three,

Come and show me your face,

I have many many things to express,

ONE, TWOOOO & THREE!!!

“what have you been doing??”

“uh, MOM...i was just remembering....................YOU”...

BEING 21...!!

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372

373......

DAD: lets go....

Finally the wait was over........wondering what’s all that?? Well, all that is a part of being 21!!!

The other night my family went out to dinner accompanied by another . Among the 7 persons present, 4 were females and 3 were males.......more importantly the males were 40+.....

So, there i was...standing adrift....gazing at the road.....counting the number of cars passing my imaginary toll gate (for free!!)....

My problem was very damn simple- “i am 21....!!”

If you are a guy my age, i guess the above sentence would be self-explanatory. Boy, its hell out there for guys of my age. We are a damned species which are capable of only mingling with our types. It’s an age where you cannot stand by your sister and your mother while they talk to others in their tribe about the never-ending saas-bahu sagas and serials and of course marriage......it’s an age where you can’t stand by your father talking to his colleagues about work (for god’s sake you are in a break!!!stop talking work!!) ......it’s not the age where you can stand by the li’l boys who do nothing other than making a lot of fake noise while discussing the latest gizmos and WWE......... and certainly not by the girls who, in the whole world, discuss about the count of their dolls and how the one they had was broken by the neighbourhood badmaash!!!!(plz grow up soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Our species which has a particular jargon has been the bête noire for those who do not belong to it since time immemorial!!! Unless you have someone in those stupid family meets who knows how it is to be 21, how it is to thrive with the hostile hostel food, how it is to have kick-ass fun with friends, how it is to have girl”friend”-issues, how it is to abuse without any purpose......you would be bored to a beyond death experience!!

So, next time you are in a situation i was in......best of luck counting the cars!!!...:p

P.S.-i even counted the number of lighting sources......144!!